Jay’s Stats

Head to Head record: 1-0

Futures Board record: 3-0

Height: 6’3

Weight: 200

School: The University of Virginia

Hometown: Charlottesville, Va., by way of the Bad News, Va.

Reach: What I tell Perron when he makes a joke

40 time: 5.78, or 4.33 when timed in Blacksburg, Va.

Sign: Libra/Scorpio – I keep my drama balanced

Top Movies

1. Star Wars

2. Forrest Gump

3. Goonies

4. Inception

5. Little Miss Sunshine

Honorable Mention: Old School, Wedding Crashers

Top Musical Acts

1. Red Hot Chili Peppers

2. Muse

3.  Outkast

4. The Beatles

5. Chicago

Honorable Mention: Kings of Leon

Top Teams

1. Atlanta Braves

2. Green Bay Packers

3. Toronto Blue Jays

4. Boston Celtics

(Editor’s note: You see, I was a military brat, so take any team that was good in the late ’80s or early ’90s and you will find the team I started bandwagoning when I was between 8- and 10-years-old.)

5. This spot reserved for English Premier League club to make writer appear super hip. Umm, the Seattle Sound?

Top Athletes

1. Michael Jordan

2. Fred McGriff

3. Brett Favre (even post betrayal to the Vikings, post seventh retirement, post showing his wanger to FSU Jenn)

4. Shaquille O’Neal (aka The Jolly Green Giant, The Big Shamrock, Disney presents: The Big Green 2)

5. Allen Iverson (No. 1 among professional athletes in fantasy street brawl drafts)

Honorable Mention: Tom Glavine, Sterling Sharpe, essentially any U.Va. football or basketball player now playing professional sports

Top TV Shows

1. Sportscenter

2. The Daily Show

3. The Family Guy

4. Tosh.0

5. College GameDay

(Editor’s Note: Of shows no longer on the air, Six Feet Under and Saved by the Bell, hands down.)

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